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Now Let Me Give You Some Insights on How to Become Filthy Rich, Wildly Successeful, and Massively Sexy!
Let me cut through the fat and get right to the meat. Here's what I'm offering you. I publish a free email newsletter that is guaranteed to help maximize your natural talents and strengths so that you can become richer, happier and more successful in life. If you want that newsletter delivered to your inbox once a week, sign up below.
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How to Become a Better _____
In the newsletter, besides learning more about yourself, I'm going to teach you about other people. Why? Because once you understand other people and discover what makes them tick, you can alter your actions and become a better salesperson, a better leader, a better teacher, a better parent, even a better lover.
And that's just for starters. If it has to do with people, I can help you become better at doing it. Just fill in the blank: "I want to become a better _______".
Imagine being able to successful negoatiate a huge bump in your salary or get some really off-the-hook perks. Or being able to pursuade someone to buy whatever you have to sell, even if they don't really want to buy it when the economy is tanking. Think about the power you would have if you could motivate someone to do something — anything — you want them to do. It would be a dream come true!
How to Become a Master Manipulator
Before you get the wrong idea, I'm not going to teach you how to manipulate people. In fact, that is a horribly bad idea. And if that's what you want to do, go someplace else. Please. My mission is to teach you how to manipulate yourself. I want to show you how to do things that you normally wouldn't do and act it ways that will make you richer, happier, and more successful.
Face it. If you keep doing things the way you're doing them right now, nothing's going to change. You're going to get similar results to what you've got right now. And maybe sitting in a stinkin' rut is okay with you. Maybe you're already rich, happy, and successful. That's fine too. I just want to make you even richer, even happier, and even more successful.
Why You Should Believe Me
I know you don't know me from Adam. You can't tell, really, if I'm making empty promises or speaking the honest truth. If you'd like, I'll go fetch my favorite volume of scripture and put my hand on it and swear to you that what I'm saying is absolutely true. Because it is. I've helped thousands of other people so I know I can help you. Especially if you have a desire to improve and the courage to do what I ask you to do.
Since I'm telling you the "cross-my-heart, hope-to-die, stick-a-needle-in-my-eye" truth, let me give you another revelation: I'm no David Blaine.
Unlike this killer magician, I can't wave a magic wand and morph you into a superstar. It's not going to happen. It can't happen. I can't promise instant success. As much as I'd like to, I can't do it. You only reap what you sow. If you don't put in the time, you're not going to make a dime — nor experience a dime's worth of improvement.
What This is Going to Cost You
Actually, I'm not going to require much time from you at all. In fact, all I need is about 5 to 10 minutes per week.
Now unless you're chairman of the "Stop America's March to Socialism" committee, you can afford to risk a couple of minutes a week. I know your time is precious. Neither of us have enough time these days. But let me make you a promise, if I don't deliver insights and skills that improve your life in significant ways, then you don't have to invest any more time and energy with me. Or money, for that matter. Remember, what I'm offering is completly free of charge.
I Really Don't Want Your Money
That's right. I want to give you, free of charge, a number of amazing life-changing insights that are guaranteed to make you richer, happier, and more successful!
All you have to do is sign up for my free weekly Insights newsletter. Then bing, bang, boom, each week you'll receive an issue that features some information on how to understand people better, plus an activity that will help you practice the skills that lead to success.
Why This Isn't Another Boring Blog
Insights isn't just another boring newsletter or blog. I know you don't like to sit and read. You're a "make something happen" type of person. That's why some issues feature short audio podcasts that you can download to your portable music player. Others have video clips that you can watch on your cell phone browser or even on an old-fashioned computer that sits on top of your desk. So you are free to choose whether you want to read a few paragraphs, listen to some dialogue, or watch a video. I plan to serve up information in lots of tantilizing and state-of-the-art ways.
A List of Things I Will Teach You You
Remember the psychedelic PCP you took a few minutes ago? That little test has already revealed to me a number of little-known facts about you. For instance, here's what I know (and what I can teach you to know):
- What values and attitudes bring you joy
- What motivates you to do the things you do
- How you prefer to communicate
- What kinds of jobs you are likely to choose
- Which marketable qualities you bring to the workplace
- What your natural strengths are as a parent
- What you were like as a child and as a teenager
- How you prefer to learn and teach information
- What will cause you the most stress in life
- What you look like when you are unhappy
- What you want from a friendship or a romantic relationship
- What roles you prefer to play in life
- What is stopping you from achieving your dreams
- Plus much, much more. I've already written hundreds of pages of really cool insights.
How to Become a Powerful Superhero
If you want some amazing superpowers that will help you read someone's mind then act in a way that makes them do what you want them to do, and if you want to be a hero to your loved ones, a hero to your friends, and a hero to your employers, then fill out the form below and sign-up for the free Insights newsletter.
There Is Such a Thing as a Free Lunch
I know this offer sounds too good to be true. You probably think there is no such thing as a free lunch. But there is! I'll give you a weekly newsletter and if it looks appetizing, then read it and digest it. If it doesn't, toss it in the trash. It's just a newsletter after all.
Why I'm Giving Away Life-Changing Insights
You might be asking yourself, "What's in it for you, Nate?" Well, there are lots of reasons. But let me give you one that you might be able to relate to: you're going to save me a bucket-load of time.
You see, every time I make a presentation or speak at a conference, people come up to me and want to hire me to teach them or their employees how to become richer, happier, and more successful. That's been a good form of business and I've been able to help quite a few people over the years. And, truth be told, I still coach a number of people every week. But there are simply not enough hours in the day to help everyone that wants help. So right now, like the good capitalist I am, my time usually goes to the highest bidder.
But I also have a fairly soft heart. Over the years I've learned that there's much more to life than making a quick buck. So now I spend most of my time downloading my brain to other people and teaching them how to do what I do. At the present time, I have several hundred coaches and facilitators all around the world who go out and teach the courses I've written. But people still want more.
So I'm giving them more. And you'll find lots more in the free Insights newsletter.
Why This Information Has Been Hidden For Years
Psychologists have been sitting on the answers to what makes people tick for decades. I think they don't want to give out this information because they'll lose a ton of money. You see, understanding human temperament can solve many of the problems that clients bring into their offices and clinics.
Even though I've studied psychology for decades, I'm not a psychologist who sits by a couch and works one-on-one with clients. While I do counsel individuals from time-to-time, I'd rather help them help themselves. I see myself as a teacher and a coach, not an expert who sits on his golden throne and waits for people to come worship at my feet.
That's why I've created Insights. In this newsletter I want to share with you the secrets that will unlock the key to understanding people so that you can become richer, happier, and more successful. So stop stalling. Sign-up today!
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